I'd go back in time and mug your younger self Jammies. Then I'd go back and warn my younger self not to date certain woman.
Then I'd go back even further and take a tumble in the hay with Hitler's girlfriend and then brag to all of his general friends that I totally hit that.
"Jerks with time machines"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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