Those Fedex.ca commercials are about the gayest thing I've ever heard on the radio. Just like the movie Top Gun, it's a recruitment campaign for the insidious gay secret society led by its leader, Kelsey Grammer. Where do you think the cheezy sitcom music comes from?
Don't you see? You've all been indoctrinated! Soon you'll be watching your Flames (ah hah!) PPV in a fern bar!
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