I thought you'd be all about the Vitamin P flip. Ya damn flatlander!
I dunno if I can really put a finger on what I'd be haha. Either a rye/water (or rye/coke if it's awful hooch), a bit of scotch (nothing too expensive though...just started giving the stuff a real go, and it's been enjoyable so far. Definitely an acquired taste though), a G&T (gotta go with Bombay Sapphire though) or maybe even just a gold old fashioned beer (AK's, or Pil)