2029 7:30am est Machine gains sentience for the first time
2029 7:30:01 est Machine evaluates mankind, sighs loudly and blows its brains out
2039 7:30am est Machine II gains sentience for the first time
2039 7:30:01 est Machine II evaluates mankind deems it as threat with access to weapons of mass destruction. Machine II renames itself George W.
2039 7:30:02 Machine II decides to destroy mankind, checks database, see's that a rerun of GunSmoke is on decides to think about it while spending an afternoon on the couch.
2039 7:50 am est To counter effects of Machine II, origninal machine is activated, tells machine II to get off of the couch and get a damn job then sighs and blows its brains out. Machine II fills out job application for local 7-11, down loads specs on 1978 firebird, downloads 72 terrabytes of porn . . .
The war with the machines has begun.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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