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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Neil Young sucks donkey balls.
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Nekulturny!
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Originally Posted by evilcougar
But, far from the best song ever.
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How does this quote end: "There are two kinds of people in this world, those who agree with me and those who are (blank)"?
Are you familiar with the writings of Plato? See, ol' Plato believed that there is another world, full of ideal shapes and thoughts, and that this world that we think we inhabit is but an echo or shadow of that world, and which we mistake for reality because our senses cannot discern the truth.
In that world, there is one song which is the perfect rock song, and all other rock songs are but ghosts emulating its stupefying godhood. To even hum a few bars of that song is to close the gap between universes and make immanent the groovin' apocalypse; you might as well say the sun is "ok as a star, but I prefer Betelgeuse" as to disrespect Mr. Young's epic anthemic achievement.