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Originally Posted by chid
^ at least it doesn't sound like I'm talking to a newborn baby. But yeah I know a guy who baby talks his dog saying go pee pee go poo poo.. so hilarious.
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A couple weeks ago I took my dog to the dog park. Afterwards, we got in the truck and I was showering her with praise for listening to *most* of my commands. Yes, it involved a bit of baby talk, but I was alone in the truck with my dog. Right?
Wrong. As I went to pull out of the parking lot, my natural habit is to put my phone in it's holder. As I grabbed it out of my pocket, I discovered that I had pocket dialed someone. I'm not going to specify who this person is in relation to me, but suffice it to say it was pretty mortifying. Three minutes. Three freaking minutes. Maybe subtract 30 seconds of ringing and the process of going to voicemail... Two minutes and thirty seconds.

