Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama!
Obama "Yes we can!" (soaks up cheers)
Obama "Change is good"
(soaks up cheers)
Obama "If you can't stand the heat . . . get out of the kitchn"
Obama "I'd like to thank the Nobel Prize committee for this huge honor. Through perserverance, hard work and taking major risks . . ."
"Yo Obama, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but every other Nobel Peace Prize winner is a better nobel peace prize winner then you.
Yes . . Yes . . . I'd like to announce my candadicy for next years Nobel Peace Prize, I plan to erradicate . . . Irradiate . . and Annihilate Isreal thus bringing peace to the region. I mean if a do nothing like the hated imperialistic dog Obama can win it, I am a shoe in.