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Well, it seems the redhead with the checkerboard hair is living some sort of a six-part dreamlike existence in which he is walking down a road called Memory Lane. In the first scenario, released in an edition last month, Archie walks toward a fork in the road and turns left, allowing him to see his life after a marriage to Veronica. This time, he walks to the right and envisions a future with Betty as his bride. In each sequence, Archie ends up with twins.
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What about walking right up the middle, where he nails both of them in a hot sordid cocaine and malt liquor fueled three way where he fulfills every mans fantasy of making them warm each other up before he snorts some coke off of veronica's butt.
All the time that Pointdexter nerd dude films it using stolen AV club material and releases the Archie Andrew's dirty sanchez sex tape on the internet.
Meanwhile a depressed Reggie who lost out on both girls goes to the bar and gets roofied by Moose who then dresses up as the gimp and slowly (wow family show)