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Old 10-06-2009, 09:03 AM   #68
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Originally Posted by Shazam View Post
It's a good thing the tigers were at the zoo, because I heard the intruders were ARMED!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sneaking into the Calgary Zoo Tiger cage?

The Black Knight. (Monty Python Holy Grail reference).

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(Yes, a guy who loses his arm to a tiger is going to be the butt of jokes the rest of his life.)

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