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Jayems · 10-05-2009, 12:13 PM

His story may be dumb, but at least it'll sound cool when he tells people how he lost it (at least until the story unfolds a bit more)

Bob: Hey Frank. What happened to your arm!!!

Frank: No big whoop... Got mauled by a tiger, survived. You should see the tiger.

Bob: How the hell did you get mauled by a tiger in Calgary?

Frank: Uh.. broke into a cage at the zoo.

Bob: Idiot. And what state is the tiger in?

Frank: I suppose he's turkey tired and having a nap after eating my delicious arm.

10-05-2009, 12:13 PM	#39
Jayems Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Calgary Exp:	His story may be dumb, but at least it'll sound cool when he tells people how he lost it (at least until the story unfolds a bit more) Bob: Hey Frank. What happened to your arm!!! Frank: No big whoop... Got mauled by a tiger, survived. You should see the tiger. Bob: How the hell did you get mauled by a tiger in Calgary? Frank: Uh.. broke into a cage at the zoo. Bob: Idiot. And what state is the tiger in? Frank: I suppose he's turkey tired and having a nap after eating my delicious arm. Last edited by Jayems; 10-05-2009 at 12:24 PM.