Credit goes to Redvan for the image.
Sutter: Mr. Moss thanks for coming in to your performance review.
Moss: No problem.
Sutter: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Moss: Absolutely, i'm THE MOSS.
Sutter: Uh huh. So take us through a day in the life of the Moss.
Moss: Well the first thing is...
Score 20 goals, like a Moss.
Get paid, like a Moss.
Be clutch, like a Moss.
Make Khabibulin my *****, like a Moss.
Crush Oiler fans hopes and dreams, like a Moss.
Grow on trees, like a Moss.
This was the best I could come up with in 2 minutes. Anyone else wanna contribute, about things David Moss does, like a Moss?