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Originally Posted by GirlySports
I was lazy so I mowed the lawn today in my pajamas (I just put a jacket over it) I got some funny looks from joggers who I think look ridiculous in their neon sweatpants.
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How did you talk the joggers into letting you wear their neon jogging pants?
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