AGE: 22
NICKNAME: Rube
DREAM DATE: Scarlett Johanssen
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Montreal smoked meat, toasted rye bread, mustard
NEXT CAREER: Cabana boy
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Tiger Woods
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: 1992 Flames white jersey (no name)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Brodeur
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Darryl
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: HA! HA! Stupid Oilers!
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