Dude, last night I saw the highest form of sluttery ever. I am still in awe.
First off who owns, let alone wears, a zebra print vest? Under said vest was a white see through tube top. Her 6 inch wide old lady nipples were quite obvious. But the coup de gras? Some sort of mutant thong that looked like it was triple supported. Imagine a whale tail, but multiplied by three. The thing went halfway up her back, I kid you not. We assumed it was to to support her wizard's sleeve like bits supported and keep them from unraveling like a collapsing circus tent.
It was awesome.
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