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Old 09-25-2009, 12:16 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
OK, now I'm a little worried. Last month in Jasper I got a bite on my leg that made it go kind of numb for a few hours. Then it went away. I never saw what bit me, but it made a decent sized wound that was bluish around the edge for a bit.

PS: to the people ragging on him for his baseboards, shut the hell up.
Well, is it better now? If so, you're cool. If your flesh is rotting and beginning to hang off your leg, then I'd probably say go to the doctor.

I once rented the worst basement apartment known to man here in Toronto. I lived there, literally, two days, and never slept at night because I was so terrified of the spiders. They were EVERYWHERE. Hiding behind EVERYTHING. Nothing was sealed, so you could get down and see half an inch or so beneath the carpet to the edge of the wall where it doesn't meet, and see the little hairy b@stards hiding in there. I had a blow up mattress that I sat in the middle of the bedroom with this bug spray I applied in a circle all around it as if I was trying to keep a demon at bay. The ONE time out of those two nights I fell asleep while sitting up, for like 5 minutes, was when this huge, nasty, god forsaken beast of a spider decided to crawl along my wall. I beat him into a fine mush. I don't think there was anything left of him after I was done. He literally just formed with my shoe. To this day, I'm still not sure if it was real, or if I was just so exhausted by sleep and hallucinating off of the bug spray all around me that I was seeing things.

I won't even mention about how when I was sitting there on my laptop at about 2AM in the morning, looked up, and seen two fat ass raccoons half climbing through my basement window. Likely trying to get to me to feast on my brain and leave the empty skull for all the spiders to hatch babies in. The morning of the 4th day, after spending the 3rd night at my girlfriend's because I couldn't take it any longer, I went down there to fetch my stuff and had been duly robbed by some crackhead. He took my blow up mattress.
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