I got a kick out the articles linked on the right-hand side about 'malfunctioning' bras in the Swedish military.
Or, they're working exactly as designed.
"Rehbinder reportedly added that the problems have persisted for twenty years, with generations of young Swedish womens' tophamper routinely breaking free of confinement to oscillate wildly during army PT sessions and field exercises - presumably often followed by impromptu stripteases as the more jubtabulously fortunate female troops sought to re-fasten their flimsy government lingerie."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09...military_bras/