I like doing a running commentary if anyone is in the stall next to me.
"And they're off" splash
"Oh my god oh my god here it comes" Drop a brick in the toilet and scream
"Holy crap, this one is strugglin to stay in the garage . . . . . .(Loud grunt) oh my god, I just went blind"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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