Originally Posted by Muta
Wow... you and me both, man. You and me both. I've used that exact phrase to describe why I keep some people on my list... they're trainwrecks, and don't even know it. Here's a list of trainwreck types that make me so angry, and yet I don't do anything about it:
1 - Statuses that involve constant updates of your baby and anything that has to with your baby. I don't care that little Jackson or little AJ learned how to poop in his trousers, keep your baby news to the people that matter - your immediate family. Spare the rest of us your pain. Either stop forcing these non-important life experiences down the rest of our throats, or GTFO off the Internet.
2 - People who end their statuses in "."... ie: "John Smith is." So you're a period, now? What the hell's up with that? Finish the sentence properly, or don't write anything at all! No one gives two gorilla turds that you're either a) an attention whore who has run out of statuses but still wants people to sadly know you exist, or b) doesn't know how to use the status function. Bunch of flippin' amateurs. Again, GTFO off the Internet if you don't know what you're doing or have anything relevant to say.
3 - People who fill out quizzes - Do you think anyone ******* cares what celebrity you look like? NO. Do I look interested in the latest score you achieved in Bejeweled? **** NO. Is my life so depressing to you that you need to enlighten it with your barrage of non-important information and quiz results on a minute-to-minute basis? Geezus ******* NO. So stop it, right now, with flooding my comupter screen with digital diarrhea.
4 - Status updates that include the word 'hubby'. What, your significant other doesn't have a name? I don't care that he's your husband. I care that he has a name. 'Hubby' is a degrading term that demeans the sanctity of the individual character that is your husband, or what is left of your husband's character anyways. You stole it from him when you started materializing his very existence. "Hey everybody, this is my hubby." Good for you... what's his name? "I don't remember." That's what I thought. The only thing worse than this is people calling their significant other 'hubby' when their not even married yet. ****, that makes me mad. Nobody should ever be in a rush to use this word. If my girlfriend called me that, I'd violently barf all over the place. Good thing she doesn't, if anything but for the safety of her carpets.
5 - Another piss-off I have is people who don't post any of their info on their profile, ie. school, work, birthday, interests, hobbies, whatever, but damnit, they definitely do have time to post their relationship status. Because, you know, that's gotta be established amongst the masses, it's more important that anything else that involves, you know, you. Screw your name and whatever it is the **** you do, your engagement to Wally Waxoff is a life-or-death situation that people need to know. You signed up for a profile, but lord knows you'd NEVER tell someone where you work, or what your favourite TV show is. As long as hubby is bringing home (some of) the bacon, you'll keep that relationship status fresh and ready!
6 - Lastly... people who try to re-add you as a friend after you've taken them off your list. I took you off for a reason - what could POSSIBLY make you think that by you requesting my friendship, it's going to happen? Take a hint, realize you aren't my friend anymore, and move the **** on. Mutiple friendship requests, followed by (unsurprisingly) mutliple friendship rejections, makes you look creepy and gives me reason to install a pipebomb underneath the gas tank of your car. And no, that's not considered a gesture of friendship.
So, back to work.
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