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algernon · 09-17-2009, 08:43 AM

I'd put up some cheap, rickety lattice protruding two feet or so,above the top of the fence. it could easily be removed by you later and would make the fence quite difficult to scale successfully, drunk or not. Bonus: if they still try to climb, it should make quite a bit of crackling noise as it snaps, giving you time to put on the black pajammies, and defend property with the previously mentioned ninja sword.*

*Owning swords is akin to wearing Wolf Shirts,Flags-in-the-window-for-curtains,semi tinted gold framed coke bottle glasses, Mullets and Jogging pants in public...so it'd be best to rent the sword.

09-17-2009, 08:43 AM	#99
algernon Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Removed by Mod Exp:	I'd put up some cheap, rickety lattice protruding two feet or so,above the top of the fence. it could easily be removed by you later and would make the fence quite difficult to scale successfully, drunk or not. Bonus: if they still try to climb, it should make quite a bit of crackling noise as it snaps, giving you time to put on the black pajammies, and defend property with the previously mentioned ninja sword.* *Owning swords is akin to wearing Wolf Shirts,Flags-in-the-window-for-curtains,semi tinted gold framed coke bottle glasses, Mullets and Jogging pants in public...so it'd be best to rent the sword.