Sorry all, although there are some creative suggestions here, there isn't anything that truly will get "even" with this guy.
Without any fear of lawsuit or whatnot, here is what you can do.
Watch their house some day when you know they are home and going in and out.
Run over in a "panic" saying you saw your pet boa constrictor (or python) crawl into their house. While you are "helping" them search their house, you are planting several eggs to ferment for even further retribution. Leave eventually while nicely telling them the snake hasn't eaten in a while so be careful. If you find it let you (or animal services) know ASAP.
Two fold attack. Make them have some sleepless nights and when that wears off, the rotten eggs kick in (not affecting neighbours had you done something OUTSIDE) their house.
And yes, don't ever piss off Shawnski.
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