[Locke]

1. Procure Eggs. A dozen or two should be enough.
2. Crack them all into a blender. Be sure to save the shells.
3. Blend.
4. Acquire Jerry Can.
5. Pour liquid eggs into Jerry can.
6. Wait for the cover of darkness.
7. Pour eggs into his gas tank.
8. Decorate his vehicle with the shells of the fallen.
9. Dont be afraid to be creative, you can smear some egg juice on his door handles or under his wiper blades, or write him a not on his windshield in ketchup, step 9 is hat you make of it.
10. ???
11. Profit??

This is almost adequate punishment for someone who is a full grown adult who doesnt know better than to piss in his own back yard.