I always thought the best way to go about these things is, when you know where they live, and they aren't aware, is to totally go the freak out route. Start doing Blair Witch things in his yard at night for him to discover in the morning... Paint his ground level windows black, so when he looks out in the morning he thinks it's still night time. Put little vacantly staring teddy bears on his windowsills looking in. Collect gnomes and put them in a mini army along the entrance to his driveway, with one half way down the block like he's trying to catch up to the rest but the sun came out.
Escalate it each night. Amelie style.
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