In the dead of night, cut the metal end off his garden hose then stick the hose in the drier vent as far as it will go. Gently turn hose on then quietly go back home to sleep. If there is a basement screen open, put a hose there as well. Make sure to leave a note about egging houses and perhaps they should think twice about egging a cops house again. This lie will always help.
You can also order cabs to his house in the middle of the night, make sure to leave the name 'Mr Eggs'.
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