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jammies · 09-15-2009, 10:42 PM

The original story reminds me of my brother ordering at the In'n'Out burger in Vegas:

"Do you have any salads?"

Dude behind the counter looks at him incredulously. "No sir, we don't have salads." I am laughing.

"How about bottled water? Can I get a bottled water?" Dude behind the counter isn't sure if we're just messing with him, "Uh, no bottled water either."

Which is where I chirp in with: "Do you see all those deep fryers and grills and milkshake machines and such? That's what they have - whatever isn't remotely healthy. Now order a damn burger."

09-15-2009, 10:42 PM	#45
jammies Basement Chicken Choker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants. Exp:	The original story reminds me of my brother ordering at the In'n'Out burger in Vegas: "Do you have any salads?" Dude behind the counter looks at him incredulously. "No sir, we don't have salads." I am laughing. "How about bottled water? Can I get a bottled water?" Dude behind the counter isn't sure if we're just messing with him, "Uh, no bottled water either." Which is where I chirp in with: "Do you see all those deep fryers and grills and milkshake machines and such? That's what they have - whatever isn't remotely healthy. Now order a damn burger." __________________ Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.