Since when does fotze know anything about yards and fences? Last time I was at his house the closest thing to a yard was the painted rock pile in front of his trailer.
What you SHOULD do is take a big shinguard on the top of your fence, and let them climb around in it. Who cares if they're drunk, it'll make it harder for them to figure out why their hands smell like crap. Better yet, get your girlfriend to smear a mud shark on there. Girl poo REEKS.
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