Just don't go to Starbucks and ask for milk.
When we lived in Calgary we stopped in at one downtown, since I'm not a coffee drinker I got a cookie and asked for a glass of milk. The girl was completely confused and had to ask someone else if they served milk and she wasn't sure either. She asked if I wanted a steamed milk and I told her "no, just a glass of milk". Then she came up with some other fancy type of drinks that contained milk and I said "no, just a glass of milk. I bought a cookie and would like a glass of milk to go with it". After a few minutes she finally clued in and I got my milk.
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