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Huntingwhale · 09-13-2009, 08:40 PM

If you have a girlfriend, make sure you poop with the door open. Attempt to be as loud as possible, and moan with every push. When you get to the point where you are having trouble pushing, scream out her name in agony while begging for her help.

09-13-2009, 08:40 PM	#33
Huntingwhale Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Exp:	If you have a girlfriend, make sure you poop with the door open. Attempt to be as loud as possible, and moan with every push. When you get to the point where you are having trouble pushing, scream out her name in agony while begging for her help.