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Originally Posted by fotze
What you don't do is hat we did. My wife picked him up and hovered him while I was getting the bath ready, we were to start by a gentle hosing off with the shower head, but unfortunately as I was turning the bath knobs and he was hovering above me, he decided to let another diarrhea blast all over my back. The grossness of this was not enough as I got the same 24 hr puking/bowl splattering affliction that was compliments of the Children's Hospital, kid will have to be on the deathbed before going back to that germ receptacle.
Have another newborn on the way in 1 month or so and I am totally not looking forward to it, what an idiot I am. I'm going to do a self vasectomy.
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I thought you liked getting a brown shower