Has to be poop. We are tricked into thinking poop is less stinky than it really is. The toilet water really masks the smell. If you puke in a toilet it is virtually odor free, when you poop it still smells foul.
My best experience with this was when I was 18 and camping with some friends in the early 90's a Maclean Creek. There was a group of scabby headbangers in the site next to us that were giving us a really rough time, trying to pick fights with us all night, and one even pissed in my car window. We had to be out by 6 am because a couple of us worked that day. So at 6 in the morning we woke up, packed our stuff, and these guys were totally passed out in their tents. I had a five alarm deuce on deck touching cloth. So I went over to there picnic table, and dropped the nastiest beer, dorito, hotdogs and beans coiler on their hibachi. The smell was so foul and I was so hung over that I started to dry heave from the smell and ended up puking all over their lawn chairs. One other guy in our group puked from my puking and actually managed to hold it in until he made it all the way across the site and all over their cooler. It was so nasty, yet so funny. Never piss in my window is all I can advise anyone.
Wish I could've seen their faces that morning.
Needless to say we left fast.
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