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ResAlien · 09-11-2009, 08:24 PM

On sheets made of only the finest 380 thread count Egyptian cotton. I find that silk sheets are odd, leaving you feel like you are sleeping on a stripper's crotch. Other than that, I lay perfectly flat on my back, arms flat to the side, in my suit pajamas.

You see, it's important to always stay prepared, in case some hottie swings by, you always need to be suited up.

09-11-2009, 08:24 PM	#48
ResAlien Lifetime In Suspension Join Date: Dec 2007 Exp:	On sheets made of only the finest 380 thread count Egyptian cotton. I find that silk sheets are odd, leaving you feel like you are sleeping on a stripper's crotch. Other than that, I lay perfectly flat on my back, arms flat to the side, in my suit pajamas. You see, it's important to always stay prepared, in case some hottie swings by, you always need to be suited up.