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Originally Posted by malcolmk14

Not cigarette related but last night I was going for a walk to the park with my little sister, and this ladies dog took a dump right off the sidewalk heading to the park. She just kept walking, so I shouted "Hey, why don't you go back and clean up your dog ****?" She replied, "Uhh, I already did."

"Uhh no, actually you didn't" I say in an extremely sarcastic tone. " Because I just watched your dog take a dump right there."

She waddled back, cleaned it up, then picked up her cell and called someone. She was talking really loud so I could hear her, probably on purpose, telling whoever was on the other end that "Some ***hole just told her to clean up her dog ****" and that I "should mind my own ****ing business." She also claimed she was going to come across the street and throw the bag of dog feces at me.

She wandered over to where I was sitting beside the park, saw that I probably would have pounded the living hell out of her if she put dog feces anywhere near me, threw the bag in the garbage, and said "There, are you happy?"

My response was "F*** off." That was the end of that.

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