You know the Canadian military may be a bit of a running joke but I look at it differently. We have had no real reason to fight lately as nothing affects us directly. Sure some things are close to home but not in the home.
If something like 9\11 were to happen to Canada you can bet the war in Afghanistan would be over by now.
I look at Canada like the Hulk. We are mild mannered Bruce Banner who just keeps to his own, maybe he goes out to the bar every now and then with his girlfriend to let loose and have a drink or two.
Maybe at the bar a couple goofs start pushing someone around, Canada steps in and tells them to back off. The bullies push him away and tell him to mind his own business. Canada goes back and tells them again to back off and this time they shove him down at the same time they knock over Canadas girlfriend. The bullies start laughing and high fiving each other when they hear a low growl coming from behind them.
They turn around not knowing where it is coming from but they know they crossed the line. The growling gets louder and then they see Canada stand up glaring at them. All of a sudden Canadas eyes glow bright red and one of the bullies soils themselves. Canada get bigger and angrier and before the bullies can run Canada jumps on them and beats them within an inch of their lives. As the bullies run away as fast as they can the US comes in and kicks one in the butt as they run, then proceeds to cheer and hoot and holler that they scared them away.
Canada turns around, helps up his girlfriend and walks out the back door.
Never tick off Canada, the world knows this and this is the reason why nobody messes with us.
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