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Old 09-07-2009, 01:12 AM   #21
Ren
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Originally Posted by CMPunk View Post
The cops I'm sure knew, but if they just reported it as he was found in his car with his head blown off, some people would assume someone else did it.
I suppose you're right, but really what are the alternatives? Either he:

a) Killed himself to escape justice where police would be guaranteed to find him before anyone else, or

b) Was killed by someone else in his own car in front of a police station by a shotgun-toting serial killer who not only managed to shoot him in such a way that he would have to be sitting right in the guy's lap at the time of the murder, but managed to escape without leaving a single trace of evidence connecting him to the crime and without being spotted by anyone during his escape despite having to be drenched in blood, bone, and gore

I guess I could see how some people might not put two and two together, but I do still find a bit of dark humor in the way the article is worded. At least the guy had the good sense to spare his loved ones the trauma of finding him.

Last edited by Ren; 09-07-2009 at 01:59 AM.
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