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Originally Posted by Wood
When I was in grade 3 a girl sitting behind me puked all over her desk and my back and it was the worst smelling barf ever, it smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I got to go home because I didn't have a change of clothes which was nice, but she also puked on my favorite red hoodie and it stained so I could never wear it again.
She moved that year to another province but moved back in grade 6 and I got her back. We were at someone birthday party and we were all at the park at our school, and she left her shoes out in the feild she. We were on the playground. Me a friend took her shoes and took them down a hill where no one could see us and I pooped in her shoe. I had to wipe with leaves and it didn't work at all, it just spread it so I had crap all over my ass and had to wait till we got back to the guys house who's birthday it was to wipe. We put her shoes back and she didnt notice.
When she went to get her shoes she could smell it so she looked inside and started to cry. Best moment of my life. I had crap all over my ass and legs but I didn't care because I accompished my goal of getting her back. Only me and my friend know who did it, she still doesn't know, I went to school with her until we graduated and she never foundn out it was me.
So for me puke is gross, poop is awesome and funny.
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Thank you for saving this thread. I retract my epic fail.
This thread is now officially awesome. Someone post the Raptor in the F-14 please.