Last week I was driving east in Montgomery on the number one. No left turning lanes through there so when someone stops to turn left the traffic behind them backs up. I was stuck behind it like many others in this one particular instance. I watched for my chance and merged into the far right lane. Gunned 'er and immediately had to come to a dead stop as a girl decided proper merge rules didn't apply to her and that she was allowed to go even if it meant possibly tearing off my front quarter panel. I managed to avoid her by an inch or two, but worried in the process of doing so I'd get rear-ended. I drove up beside her after getting around the ensuing mess and she was sitting there looking straight ahead giving me the middle finger. Awesome!
