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Originally Posted by Crispy's Critter
What an obvious victim of society! What does it say about a country where an educated teacher can't find work as a teacher, and her only other option is porn? The poor girl has got to eat, and obviously there were absolutely no other jobs out there at all, so she took the only other thing available to her. It's the same with me. If I lose the job I have now, and can't get a job in my chosen field, I will have absolutely no other choice but to go into porn. There is simply nothing else out there I could apply for.
What a stupid bitch  |
So, one day Jesus is out for his daily walk when he comes around the corner and see's a young woman buried up to her neck in sand, she's surrounded by an angry mob who are in the process of selecting rocks for the Saturday Afternoon stoning. Jesus walks up to one of the mob members and asks him whats going on. The mob member calmly replies that the woman has committed adultry, and for that sin she had been sentenced to death by stoning.
Sensing an object lesson here, Jesus steps in front of the young woman and shields her from the mob, he raises his arms and commands in a deep voice.
"Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone"
Well the crowd looks really uncomfortable and starts to mumble to themselves their resolve breaking as understanding dawns on them, when suddenly a 80 . . . no 90 . . . no 100 year old woman trucks to the head of the crowd picks up a rock and throws it as hard as she can hitting Jesus and cutting him open. Jesus looks sourly at the old woman and says.
"For god sakes mother, sometimes you really piss me off"