Well, gluttony *is* a sin.
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I ate me one o' them KFC sammiches, and.... upsized the pop."
"That's all you got? Hell, even old Dougherty had some good stuff about coveting that Somali girl who's working at the deli over on 4th. Get the hell out of here and don't come back until you have something God really despises. And bring me some take-out as your penance!"
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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