From our friends at Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/blog/review-o...down-sandwich/
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I nodded. “You’re talking about the Famous Bowl.”
“Yes, the Famous Bowl.” He shook his head and stared at his feet. I gritted my teeth, then stepped forward, slapping him as hard as I could. I think I left my feet.
His head recoiled from my blow, and he stumbled backwards, knocked off balance. He rubbed his jaw, staring at me while he regained his composure. “Thank you,” he finally said.
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