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ComixZone · 08-30-2009, 06:16 PM

...proper bro-protocol is to be proud of said bro for pulling a hottie and perhaps slip him a fist-pound when she's looking elsewhere. Unless:

1. The bro has a popped collar
2. The hottie is your sister
3. The hottie is your ex-girlfriend
4. The hottie is your mom
5. The bro's jeans look like they belong to your younger sister
6. The bro still has a sticker on his hat (doubly so if the sticker says "new era" on it)
7. The bro is wearing make-up (...Chinook Mall, I'm looking at you)
8. The bro is wearing a V-neck t-shirt (doubly so if it's pink or purple)

08-30-2009, 06:16 PM	#22
ComixZone Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Exp:	...proper bro-protocol is to be proud of said bro for pulling a hottie and perhaps slip him a fist-pound when she's looking elsewhere. Unless: 1. The bro has a popped collar 2. The hottie is your sister 3. The hottie is your ex-girlfriend 4. The hottie is your mom 5. The bro's jeans look like they belong to your younger sister 6. The bro still has a sticker on his hat (doubly so if the sticker says "new era" on it) 7. The bro is wearing make-up (...Chinook Mall, I'm looking at you) 8. The bro is wearing a V-neck t-shirt (doubly so if it's pink or purple) Last edited by ComixZone; 08-30-2009 at 06:20 PM.