An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a pail of cow crap in the other. He sits down and asks the bartender for a coffee. The Bartender poors him a coffee and goes back to business. After the Indian finishes his coffee he picks up the pail of sh*t, throws it in the air and shoots it as sh*t flies everywhere and the Indian walks out of the bar.
The next day the indian returns and sits down at the bar. He proceeds to order another coffee, but the Bartender refuses this time. "Look buddy we are still cleaning up your mess from your last visit. Just what the hell were you thinking?" The Indian replies "Me train for management position. " The bartender says "What do you mean?" The Indian replies "Come in, have coffee, shoot sh*t, leave mess for everyone else to clean up, leave for rest of day".
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