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Originally Posted by jammies
Sorry, I already have my application in for rocket car races. Unless you're interested in a dual-purpose closure, where your people can drive slow in the left lane and my rocket jockeys will strew their flaming wreckage all over the median after destroying them with gatling lasers.
I do like your satire though - well done! Satire vs satire in a war for ironic domination!
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I like your ideas, and I think the Bow Valley Flow festival could also really benefit from adding some dash and flash like that. I guarantee you, if the festival could somehow incorporate lasers or explosions or blowing things up, or smashing up cars, or driving over cars with other cars and smashing them up, or exploding cars, or bikini-clad girls driving trucks smashing and exploding cars, you'd have a winner on your hands there, that any red blooded Mackenzie Towne resident would gladly drive (or even walk!) downtown to see.
None of this hemp weaving and vegan cooking nonsense that the festival is all about now.