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Originally Posted by Jedi Ninja

But I'm glad you're joining the cause of the anti-car movement. I am organizing an event next Sunday where we get a bunch of people together and drive slowly on the fast lane on Deerfoot so that we can all slow down and collectively reflect on our good fortune.

Sorry, I already have my application in for rocket car races. Unless you're interested in a dual-purpose closure, where your people can drive slow in the left lane and my rocket jockeys will strew their flaming wreckage all over the median after destroying them with gatling lasers.

I do like your satire though - well done! Satire vs satire in a war for ironic domination!