I love conspiracy theory logic, it should be a university course
Conspiracy theorist - "The CIA shot JFK for revenge over the cuban missile crisis and bay of pigs fiasco"
Sheeple - "Whats your proof?"
Conspiracy thoerist - "There was probably a guy on the grassy knoll who shot at the same time as Lee Harvey Oswald hitting Kennedy in near the exact same spot"
Sheeple - "So I assume that there are pictures, or footprints, or powder marks on the grass, or witnesses"
Conspiracy theorist - "There would be, but the government which is actually fema under the command of the evil cross dresser J Edgar Hoover covered it up and silenced the truth"
Sheeple - "Do you know how many people they'd need to keep quiet on that"
Conspiracy theorist - "The government can vanish several thousand people into relocation camps and their families to keep them quiet"
Sheeple - "So you can't prove anything without loosely linked together coincidences that actually have anything to do with anything and then glue them with the evil government bottle of crazy glue right?"
Conspiract theorist - "Well can you prove that the CIA didn't kill Kennedy?"
Sheeple - "What the f?"
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