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Originally Posted by fotze
My inlaws have a house at the doral golf resort, these old guys in pink pants walk their dogs driving in their personal golf carts.
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Speaking of, people who walk beside their dog on the sidewalk and expect you to get out of the way of their dog also deserve to be shot.
I'm not going to walk on the road so a dog can stroll comfortably by on the sidewalk.
That doesn't happen often (since most people are not ######ed) but when it does I feel Sidewalk Rage.
And another "Kids today, why I oughta!" peeve of mine is when people, generally them damn teenagers, walk beside each other and don't move into "single file" when you are walking towards them.
Get outta my way you little s! I pay taxes, I'm not on my way to the soda stand to buy french fried potatoes with ketchup, I've got important places to be and I need my alloted two feet of sidewalk real estate.
And another thing -- don't put your dog's faeces in a garbage can that is connected to a bus stop. People have to stand there or crying out loud, and dog waste does not smell nice. Take your property home with you, or put it in a garbage can that is not placed next to a shelter that is clearly designed for humans.
Oh yeah, and if you are bus driver, don't pretend like you are Sandra Bullock in "Speed" and then force me to rattle my head off the metal handles on the top of the bus seat in front of me when you slam on the brakes so you can pick up some stupid slob who is probably on welfare waiting at a stop you should have seen coming a mile away.