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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

That's when you just end it all because it's just not worth it. If you are drafted by the Oilers you have no choice but to adopt a life of homosexuality because no one will ever want to marry you if you stay there.

I'd say ask for a trade but they would probably send a whole bunch of Whyte Ave dvds to your place. I suggest burning porn over them.

I LOL'ed.