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Old 08-20-2009, 03:19 AM   #242
jammies
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There was a guy wearing an NRA t-shirt in the Mac's in front of me this evening; the shirt said something like "It's not an opinion - it's a RIGHT!", and then had a picture of some kind of handgun under the slogan.

I was going to tell him he looks like an idiot walking around in Canada wearing a shirt that doesn't apply here, but then I remembered he was probably carrying and would throw down as soon as look at me, and instead I just paid for my slushie, left, went out to the car, got the tire iron out of the trunk, and waylaid him as he tried to step up into his giant 4X4 with the Confederate flag in the window.

Now I'm going to get a custom t-shirt of my own:
"Guns don't kill people:
Tire irons wielded by psychopaths kill people."
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