There's a census worker doing his rounds at census time. He arrives at one house and a middle aged woman answers the door. So he asks his usual questions.
"How many people in your house?"
She replies "Well, there's myself, my husband, and our four children".
"And what are the children's names?"
"Well, we have eenie, meenie, mynie, and George".
The man gets a perplexed look on his face and says "You know, I'm not really supposed to ask this, but I'm curious...why did you name the fourth one George?"
The woman replies "Because my husband and I didn't want any Moh"
bad, I know
edit: deleted one joke because I want to follow the rules.
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