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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Janeane Garofolo: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinio
Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
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"Dr. Evil: Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... 1 MILLION dollars!
Number Two: Sir, strictly speaking, a
million dollars will not go very far these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year.
Dr. Evil: Really? Okay then... we hold the world ransom for one... hundred... BILLION dollars!!!"
and...
"
Dr. Evil: Ahh. Number 2, your timing is impeccable. Go ahead. Take Mr. Powers away.
Number 2:
[pointing a gun at Dr. Evil] No.
Dr. Evil: What?
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I spent 30 years of my life turning this two-bit evil empire into a world class multi-national. I was going to have a cover story with Forbes.
[Dr. Evil puts his hands up] But you, like an idiot, want to take over the world. And you don't realize there is no world anymore! It's only corporations!
Dr. Evil:
[putting his hands down] Silence, Number Two!
Number 2: NO!
[whimpers] I've had enough of you pushing me around!
[to Austin Powers] Mr. Powers, I have a business proposition you might find very interesting.
[sits down on a chair while Austin walks forward to the table in front of Number 2]
Dr. Evil: All right, I've had enough of this.
[pushes the button that causes Number Two's chair to tilt back and drop him into the pit of fire] "