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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
What if we take it one step further and make the bridge out of the bones of homeless people. I'm sure that Locke sits on his basement steps every morning and wonders what to do with all of the corpses in his basement.
It would be artsy, avante Gard, probably fairly inexpensive. The bones would have to be re-enforced due to a lack of calcium in the homeless diet. People would come from countries along the world to see Calgary's unique murder bridge, or quartermile of death bridge, or the hobo-con bridge.
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You guys have to stop, you're making me cry I am laughing so hard!