[Maritime Q-Scout]

I don't need another account however:

A polar bear walks into a bar, and sits down. The barkeep walks over to him and says "what'll it be?"

The bear looks up and says, "I'll have a whiskey .... .... .... .... .... on the rocks"

The bartender says, "alrighty, but why the big pause?"

the polar bear just looks at his hands and says "I dunno? They've always been that size"